A lady hates to dish about herself, dahling. But, if you insist...I was born and raised in the heartland where I presently live the life of a diva. I travel extensively (to and from the grocery store), sniff fragrances (change poopy diapers), and am up to my waxed eyebrows in the latest designer fashions (the laundry). I host mahvelous dinner parties (corndog, anyone?). In my spare time, I create fabulous art that circulates nationwide (on the pages of magazines and takehome papers in trash cans everywhere). Alas, a true artiste is never appreciated in her lifetime.

When my social calendar allows (sometime between spa visits and baby throw up), I'd simply love to illustrate children's books. If you're an editor for Random House or Simon and Schuster, we simply must do lunch.